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Vulpera and Mechagnome Allied Race Jokes and Flirts
07.10.2019 в 19:29
Have a laugh with the new Vulpera and Mechagnome datamined jokes and flirts! Which is your favorite?
Female Mechagnome Flirts
No one has more junk in their trunk than me.
Just had a new oscillator installed. Care to take it for a spin?
You sure you're geared enough? Perhaps I should inspect your equipment.
Don't worry about wear and tear. I always keep some spare parts around.
Is it hot in here, or am I running low on coolant?
I hope you've got a wrench handy, because I'm in need of a tune up.
I used to be a ten, but then I upgraded to an eleven.
Female Mechagnome Jokes
I like to make jokes about the elements... but only periodically.
What do you call it when two robots get into a fight? Assault and battery.
A lot of people say binary jokes aren't funny. But wait until you hear my bit!
Hey, are you wearing a wire? They're all the rage right now.
Any chance you could lend me a hand? Mine's in the shop.
When an Alliance solider yells "To arms!", my first question is "Which ones? I've got like a dozen to choose from!"
Sometimes, you just have to kick back, relax, and recharge.
Male Mechagnome Jokes
Electric sheep? No, I dream of explosive sheep!
I'll have you know my favorite type of music is not heavy metal. It's industrial.
Sometimes, I just feel like a cog in the machine, you know?
It takes nerves of steel to be a mechagnome. Though recently, we've switched to titanium.
Why yes, I do have a vibrate setting! Why does everyone keep asking?
Being a mechagnome is great, but have you ever met a megagnome? They're huge! At least four feet tall.
Male Mechagnome Flirts
Have you been magnetized? Because I am so attracted to you right now.
Care to see if our components are... compatible?
My eyes light up every time I see you. Come to think of it, I can't seem to turn them off, which is mildly inconvenient.
Initiating flirtation protocol.
Don't go breaking my heart. Its warranty just expired.
You really accelerate my circulation system.
Just so you know, I am fully customizable.
Female Vulpera Jokes
What's a vulpera's favorite dance? The fox trot.
Never trust a sethrak merchant. Bunch of snake oil peddlers, if you ask me.
I want you to know I cherish your friendship. But if you die on me, I'm taking your stuff.
Sure, Meera's song about Dolly and Dot was catchy. But that doesn't mean all vulpera should be expected to write a jingle for our alpacas!
To survive in the dunes, you sometimes have to scavenge supplies. From other people. After you "incapacitate" them.
I'm drawing a line in the sand! Oh, I'm not mad--that's just what we did for fun back in Vol'dun.
Do you have something to tell me? Go ahead. I'm all ears.
Female Vulpera Flirts
It's lonely chasing my own tail. How about I chase yours instead?
The worst part about sand? It gets everywhere. And I mean... everywhere.
I'm sure you think "Hey, foxy!" is a clever pick-up line. But trust me, I've heard it a million times.
You drive me crazy... crazy like a fox!
Everything has its use. I could think of a couple for you.
Are you fixin' for a vixen?
You can visit my oasis anytime.
Male Vulpera Jokes
Can I mix you a drink? I've got... a fireflask, ranishu stomach acid, spoiled alpaca milk, and... Hey, where are you going?
Not every vulpera makes their home in the dunes. Some become pirates on the high seas. We call them "quitters".
The vulpera are survivors. We don't give up. We don't stop. We work harder.
Never loan gold to a troll named Akunda. When you try to collect, they'll insist you gave it to a different Akunda.
I'm gonna paint my wagon. Gonna paint it good.
What's the best part about joining the Horde? We finally get revenge on Gilneas for all those fox hunts!
Vulpera generally tell the truth, though we do enjoy the occasional... tall tail.
Male Vulpera Flirts
You're so hot I'm frothing at the mouth! Hmm, or is that rabies?
I've always got a seat on my wagon for you.
Have you come to trade? Or did you have something else in mind?
I could wander the desert with you all night. We'd freeze to death, but it would be worth it.
Come a little closer. I'll tell you what the fox says.
I'll be the fox. You be the hound.
Sorry for staring, but I can't help vul-peering at you.
This Article is part of our Patch 8.3 Datamining
Visions of N'zoth Development Preview
Mechagnome and Vulpera Allied Races
Mechagnome and Vulpera Racial Abilities
Mechagnome and Vulpera Dances
Vulpera and Mechagnome Jokes and Flirts
Vulpera and Mechagnome Customization
Vulpera and Mechagnome Classes
Vulpera and Mechagnome Mounts
Mechagnome and Vulpera Heritage Armor
Vulpera and Mechagnomes Unlocking Requirements
Mechagnome Recruitment Quest Text
Worgen and Goblin Heritage Armor
Worgen Heritage Armor Questline Playthrough
Goblin Heritage Armor Questline Playthrough
New Worgen and Goblin Heritage Armor
Azshara's Real Plan
Tyrande's Opinion in the end of the Fourth War
Fate of the Forsaken Leadership
Fate of the Horde Leadership
The Dragonflights in Patch 8.3
Alleria and Turalyon
New Il'gynoth Whispers
New Models & Assets
New Wrathion Dragon Models
New Mounts, Titles, and Factions
Maps, Scenarios, Affix, Global Strings
New Creatures - Void Dragons, N'zoth's Minions, Mounts
Wrathion Backpack and Aquir Mount
Official Class Changes
Auction House Updates
Titanforge may be Replaced in 8.3
Wrathion Legendary Cloak
New Achievements, Boss Names, BRD Pet Dungeon
Class & Essence Changes
New Azerite Essences
Island Expedition Dubloon Gambling
Ny'alotha Encounter Journal
Ny'alotha Raid - N'zoth is the Final Boss
Ny'alotha Boss List
Ny'alotha Armor Sets
Ny'alotha Raid Armor Sets
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