Blizzard
World of Warcraft Patch 8.6.7 Build 5309
Update Notes
WIP DO NOT RELEASEApril 1, 2019
Companion App Update: FindrFind your next tank, healer, or damage dealer at a glance with the latest update to the WoW Companion App: Findr. When you open the Findr feature, you'll be presented with a picture and a brief description of another player, and you can decide whether they'd be the right match for your party. Features include:
• Glance at a player's gear and achievement points for 3 seconds (maximum) before making a snap judgment about how well they'll tank your
Эпохальный ключ run.
• Swipe right to request a match and immediately send a party invitation.
• Swipe left to completely dismiss the player's entire existence; this is completely anonymous, distancing you from the other player's growing vortex of self-doubt.
• Once a match has been made, option to not message them right away, which makes it look like you're super busy and use Findr all the time.
When the time is right, gather your new groupmates together, and head off to whatever adventures lay in store!
GeneralRaces- Blood elves now have short-eared cosmetic options.
- The human racial ability that allows you to escape has been renamed. It is now called Every Skinny Kul Tiran for Himself.
ClassesРыцарь смерти- New Runeforging trait: Emboss your weapon with the ability to transport you to Bolvar. You should talk to your death dad more often, my dude.
- New Death Knight travel form: Death Leopard
- Blood Death Knights may no longer select the Разбитое сердце talent during the Love Is in the Air event, you monsters.
- The Bloody Runeblade Azerite trait can't believe the news today. Runeblade, Bloody Runeblade.
- Recent alternative healer disciplines have resulted in a resurgence of Смертоносная чума.
Demon Hunter
- Due to a general lack of demons in Battle for Azeroth, the Иллидари have begun looking for new sources of souls.
- Неутолимый голод has been trying out intermittent fasting and is seeing some great results.
- After poor results from a recent structural inspection, all Пронзающий взглядs are being upgraded for greater load capacity.
Druid
- Nobody:
- Blizzard: Druids don't wear clothing, they just shapeshift themselves to appear like they do.
- Feral Druids can now be crowd-controlled by throwing a slice of cheese on their head.
- Groups of 5 Feral Druids can come together to form one super-bot.
- Due to noise complaints, Железная кора has been fitted with a shock collar.
- Душа леса has been donated to Demon Hunters.
Охотник- Хати went to live on a farm with grandpa Rexxar. We promise you, Хати is in a better place.
- Due to safety concerns, Охотник transmogrification options have been limited to armor pieces that are orange in color.
- Pets that meet certain size and weight restrictions may now travel with you on flight paths.
- Survival Hunters may now equip quivers.
- Please stop overfeeding your cat pets. It's unhealthy for them, even if they're adorable chonkers.
Маг- The Mage class mount has been re-released as a digital download for those without a disc drive.
- Алунет now responds to voice commands. Examples include:
“Aluneth, reorder my mats.” - “Aluneth, set a timer for raid.”
- “Aluneth, play ‘Despacito.'”
Due to global warming,
Ледовый шип is now 20% smaller every year.
Огненный след has been renamed to Flame Content Update.
Горящая душа has been donated to Demon Hunters.
Сотворение яств now creates Arcanado Toast.
Monk
Паладин- Свет зари is now more energy efficient and automatically turns off if you leave the room.
- First Avenger only understood a few of the references in these patch notes.
- Покаяние has been renamed “Стыд.” It now has 3 charges, which can be reset by ringing a bell.
- Дознание is now baseline, and activates randomly without warning. No one expects Inquisition!
Жрец- Knaifu has been renamed “Bae Blade.”
Bae Blade's whispers are now more encouraging. - Bae Blade is now your life coach.
- You can do it, sweetie.
Последнее слово is now a mandatory talent choice. You should always try to get
Последнее слово in.
Благосклонные духи has been increased. It is now 40% more auspicious.
Круг исцеления is now available in other useful shapes.
The Demon Hunters got into
Тело and Soul, but didn't quite know what to do with half of it, so it's just
Тело now.
Разбойник- Веер клинков is no longer suitable for displaying on your bedroom wall at your age, Randy.
- Because you can't stop being children with abbreviations, Assassination has been renamed. It is now known as “Sneaky Stab Guy.”
- To promote class fantasy, Вендетта has had its cooldown increased by 40 years.
- It's been almost 15 years and Удар Тьмы still reminds you of that one polearm nobody wanted in Огненные недра.
- Тени души (Artifact Trait) has been donated to Demon Hunters.
- In an effort to make the Разбойник class appeal to a younger audience, Танец теней has been given some more modern styles:
Shadow Yeet - Shadow Floss
- Shadow Dab
Шаман- Shaman totems now come in a tote(m) bag, which you can receive by sending a generous donation to the Earthen Ring.
- Раскол now requires specific garments be worn in order to be used. You must always equip clean Sunderwear.
- Статический разряд is now 50% more effective when on carpet.
- Призыв грома would really like you to start texting instead. It's 2019.
- Тотем жидкой магмы has been renamed Magma Totem, because what other kind of magma would it be?
Чернокнижник Внутреннее возгорание has been upgraded to electric.
Воин- slaps hood of Вихрь клинков YOU CAN FIT SO MANY BLADES IN HERE!
- Боевая раскраска is now available in a wider variety of colors.
- Разъяренный берсерк is now 67% frothier.
- Protection Warriors with the Safeguard talent have now been signed up for 12 months of credit monitoring.
- Душа резни (Artifact Trait) has been donated to Demon Hunters.
- Жесткий отпор wishes you'd just call it “Repercussions” and stop making references to its weight all the time.
